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Old Mar 03, 2008, 05:43 AM // 05:43   #21
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As for the 'If I can't take care of the kid' scenarios? Abortion. Straight up.
Better still, don't be an idiot and get knocked up in the first place. Use a condom even if you or your partner is using the pill. (And even then, pull out.) That is if you absolutely HAVE to f*ck in the first place.

It's not that bloody hard.
You are right, but imagine this situation :

You are a pregnant woman living a wonderful, a few days before you give birth, everyone you know dies and you lose everything : worse case scenario (some people can think of something worse).

BTW : thanks RPG for the link xD.

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Old Mar 03, 2008, 05:52 AM // 05:52   #22
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sexit people. /sigh. well if i had a kid i would tell the person to please have his/her own child. a child isn't something like a house or a car you just sell! its more personal an item of importants.
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 05:54 AM // 05:54   #23
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Yeah I would, when I see how are my little brothers xD.
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 06:50 AM // 06:50   #24
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Gonna agree with post #2 on this one, even though there are quite a lot of factors in this kind of situation.

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Let's say the offer is made to a female...
Then just answer the forum question. I wouldn't get too into this since it's OT (if you're using sarcasm, you're going nowhere without your tags :P)
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 08:24 AM // 08:24   #25
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No .
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 08:28 AM // 08:28   #26
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A Trillion dollars is a lot of money.
I wonder what's so special about my little baby here.
hmmmmm.

Now I'm all suspicious about things.
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 08:39 AM // 08:39   #27
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If they threw in some Ozzy tickets I'd consider it...not...bad karma
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 09:04 AM // 09:04   #28
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Yes.

Think of how many babies I could buy with 3 trillion!
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 10:16 AM // 10:16   #29
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artay we could start a bussines importing babies from 3rd world countryies
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 12:51 PM // 12:51   #30
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I wouldn't.
No price is great enough.
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 01:07 PM // 13:07   #31
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i would only trade my baby if it was a girl
But who would cook if something happened to your wife?
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 01:52 PM // 13:52   #32
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No, because in the scenario defined by the OP, you would go to jail. A lot of good $3Tr is going to do you in jail.

Now were it a legal process, wherein you give up your baby for adoption to said party, have the consent of your significant other, and then said third party gives you $3Tr as a gift, well...
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 02:54 PM // 14:54   #33
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Your scenario depends on the idea "You have no attachment to the baby, you haven't spent anytime with it."

As a woman, I had an extreme bond and love for my son long before his birth. I loved being pregnant, never felt better or was happier. I felt him move, and yes both me and his father talked to him "in belly". Even when I was alone I wasn't, because I was thinking about my alien invader lol. Cheesy yes...but very true.

No, there is no way I'd have sold him. Ever. I'm sure his dad feels the same way. I don't see how anyone who has had one could.

NO you can't just "have another" So nonchalant about bringing a person into the world.
I'd sell ...are you kidding me? People on here say "if they weren't going to do anything bad to it" and crap lloke that. I don't care if they are making designer boots out of their hide...3 trillion$$ would be enough for me and my family to do whatever we wanted and still have 2.999 trillion to leave to future generations. I'd sell for less than 3 trillion...I mean really once you get past a billion how are you ever going to spend that much?
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 02:58 PM // 14:58   #34
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I'd sell all you guys to people who wanted to make soap from your bodies for far less money than that! Some of you I would even consider giving away for free!

Not sure about the whole selling babies for money though! Seems to me like there might be some moral issues hiding there!
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 03:00 PM // 15:00   #35
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Why would Bill Gates want my baby?
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 03:03 PM // 15:03   #36
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You are right, but imagine this situation :

You are a pregnant woman living a wonderful, a few days before you give birth, everyone you know dies and you lose everything : worse case scenario (some people can think of something worse).

BTW : thanks RPG for the link xD.
Booyah abortion, or for the pro lifer, or proper adoption agencies.
(Or if you hope to get your kid back when you're on your feet again, there are plenty of options available. For example, theres no way in hell EVERYONE WE KNOW can die at once, and if they do, there's foster care.)

Nobody on Earth would be willing to pay that kind of money for any baby.
Much less one of ours.

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Why would Bill Gates want my baby?
Exactly.

Your worst case scenarios are grossly unrealistic.
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 04:19 PM // 16:19   #37
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You take yourself far too seriously. And for the record, I am not an "immature teenage male who needs luck to find a girlfriend who won't dump me after one day". In fact, why would you even say that? Do you think that your post will make me feel bad about my life situation? What are you trying to achieve by saying that?
Because it's usually the immature teenage males who don't know anything about childbirth and parenting.
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Anyone that has half a brain would agree that rationally, one should sell his/her baby for 3 trillion dollars. What's a baby worth? Nothing. They have no education, they don't produce anything, don't generate money, they are useless. Of course, as they grow up, things change, but we're talking about babies here.
Let's say this guy is a slave trader, or some child porn ring leader. Would you really want to sell your baby to him? The fact that you view human life as worthless speaks volumes about your maturity.
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Let's take a different approach here: imagine yourself, your wife and your baby, and you are a hunter living in the Arctic. The food is limited, and the season's been so bad that you do not have enough food for everyone. You can't "eat less" because there's so little food that you will starve if you do. Someone has to die. Will it be you? If you, the hunter, dies, both your wife and baby will die too as there'll be no more food income. If your wife sacrifices herself, the baby will die as well since you cannot hunt AND take care of him. And finally, if you still don't want to let the baby die, all three will die from starvation. However, if you let the baby die, you can survive until later when the hunt will be better and have another baby.
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That was an extreme case, though, as in our current situation (guy offers 3 trillion for baby), there is no loss if you do not accept the trade. Think about it though. You can have other babies, and if you accept to lose this one, you can have other ones that could receive the best education, best medication, best alimentation, best of everything, and you would never be in need of money anymore.
You can't remove your guilt with money. Anyone with a conscience would not sell their own child for money.
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Yes, a human life can be bought or sold, and that has been happening forever with slaves. It all depends on the culture, the needs, and the moral of one.
You can buy and sell the body, but you can't buy or sell the soul.
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i would only trade my baby if it was a girl
Please go die. Thank you.
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Old Mar 03, 2008, 04:21 PM // 16:21   #38
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In a heartbeat, dude. I don't want a kid, but I sure as hell want some easy money. So... If I end up a father in around nine months... Will you be knocking on my door?
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A lot of good $3Tr is going to do you in jail.
Bribe all the major politicians, and you'll never even see the courtroom.
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I'd bet that everyone who said that they would sell their child, is an immature teenage male - one who thinks that women are nothing more than objects to serve and please them. I wish all of you good luck in getting girlfriends who don't dump you after a day.
Do you ever chillax?
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once you get past a billion how are you ever going to spend that much?
On Xbox360 repairs. HARRR.

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Old Mar 03, 2008, 04:55 PM // 16:55   #39
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No intention of having kids, but If I did then I wouldnt sell it.

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Because it's usually the immature teenage males who don't know anything about childbirth and parenting.

Let's say this guy is a slave trader, or some child porn ring leader. Would you really want to sell your baby to him? The fact that you view human life as worthless speaks volumes about your maturity.

Lesbian Eskimos?

You can't remove your guilt with money. Anyone with a conscience would not sell their own child for money.

You can buy and sell the body, but you can't buy or sell the soul.

Please go die. Thank you.
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And this children,is how a hypothetical question can end in an epic clash of the genders.
Now sleep well and don't touch yourself.
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